An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

YOU KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED IF...
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Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and 
suggest
that you should get some rest.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not 
realizing that you
have said it before.

The Sun is too loud.

Trees begin chasing you.

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the 
consumption
of coffee.

You can hear mimes.

You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not 
realizing that you
have said it before.

You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!"  even though you 
are the only
one in the room.

Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not 
realizing that you
have said it before.

You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the 
people you are
talking to.

Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your 
head quieted,
it was like losing your best friend.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not 
realizing that you
have said it before.

You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.

You call your voicemail from your car using your 
cell-phone while
driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do 
during the day.

Your e-mail notification tune is Taps.

You call the Time & Weather because that lady "really 
understands
you."

You take the "Don't Walk" sign personally.

Your pager is set to stun.

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