An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

Always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And remember...

When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to
irritate you, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend
your finger and flip them off.

Now get back to work
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