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CITY OF LOS ANGELES
HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
     
Name:                                        Gang:
     
1.Johnny has an AK47 with an 80 round clip.If he misses 6 out of 10 
shots, and shoots, 18 times at each drive-by shooting, how many 
drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
     
2.Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for 
$320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram.What is the street value of 
the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
     
3.Rufus is pimping for three girls.If the price is $65 for each trick, 
how many tricks will each girl have to trun so Rufus can for his $800 
per day crack habit?
     
4.Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. 
How many ounces of cut will he need?
     
5.Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 
4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4 X 4's, how many Chevy's will he 
have to steal to make $800?
     
6.Raoul is inprison for 6 years for murder.  He got $10,000 for the 
hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money 
will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for 
killing the bitch that spent his money?
     
7.If the average spray can covers 22 square feet, and the average 
letter is three square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with
8 cans of paint?
     
8.Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang.There are 27 girls in the gang.
 What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

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