"Success Through Ebonics II"
 
  Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
  Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is
  a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words
  to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
 
   1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the
       other day,  man I was HONOROLL.
 
   2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET
       in the backyard.
 
   3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled
       out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
 
   4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE
       go after a week.
 
   5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY
       into space.
 
   6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash,
       my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
 
   7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE
       and got away.
 
   8. AFRO - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at
       her.
 
   9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH
       I go to the field and smoke weed.
 
  10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
 
  11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday,
        I got her a DOMINEERING.
 
  12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe
        a stranger KENYA spare some change.
 
  13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope
        play.
 
  14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points.
        My coach said, "DATA boy!"
 
  15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when
        they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"
 
  16. FASCINATE - My girly's titties are so big. Her
        shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.
 
  17. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office,
        "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"
 
  18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION
        hung like a horse.
 
  19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like
        that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."
 
  20. DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to
        have a couple of bitches on DECIDE.