An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
    1. He went into his father's business
    2. He lived at home until the age of 33
    3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
       and his mother was sure he was God


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

    1. He never got married.

    2. He never held a steady job

    3. His last request was a drink



THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

    1. His first name was Jesus

    2. He was always in trouble with the law

    3. His mother did not know who his father was



THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

    1. He talked with his hands

    2. He had wine with every meal

    3. He worked in the building trades



THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

    1. He called everybody brother

    2. He had no permanent address

    3. Nobody would hire him



THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

    1. He never cut his hair

    2. He walked around barefoot

    3. He invented a new religion

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