>The HONGKONG Prayer
>
>      Our Brother,
>      Who art in Bejing,
>      Xiao Ping be thy name,
>      United Kingdom gone,
>      Thy will be done
>      In Hong Kong
>      As it is in China.
>      Give us this day,
>      Our daily bet,
>      and forgive us,
>      Our speculations.
>      As we forgive those
>      Who speculate against us.
>      Lead us not into Communism,
>      But deliver us,
>      from Gweilos.
>      For this is,
>      The Sovereignty,
>      The Power of Authority,
>      Forever and ever,
>      Chow mein.