Similarities Between Nixon and Clinton


Nixon:	Watergate
Clinton:	Waterbed

Nixon:	His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton:	His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon:	Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton:	Worried about carpet burns

Nixon:	His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton:	His Vice President is a geek

Nixon:	Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton:	Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon:	Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the
                Watergate tape
Clinton:	Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon:	His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton:	Same

Nixon:	Ex-President
Clinton:	Sex-President

Nixon:	Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton:	Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's the One!"

Nixon:	Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton:	Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon:	Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton:	Talked about getting a piece while on her