Who is Jack Schitt?
The Lineage Revealed.
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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you
> don't know Jack Schitt".  Now, You can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt,
> the  fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep
> Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious
couple produced 6 children:  Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep
> Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt,  Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high
> school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.  Noe
> later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them,
> she wanted to keep her previous name.  She was known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son,
Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout childhood and consequently,  married the Happens
> brothers in dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.  Bull
> Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.  He recently returned
> with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can
> correct them.