Every now and then I send out a collection of headlines that people 
have sent me over the past few months.  Here's the latest...

GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT 
The Tallahassee Bugle

MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS 
The Anchorage Alaska Times

GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"] 
The New Haven Connecticut Register

THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON
The Arkansas Plainsman

CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS 
Bangor Maine News

STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION 
The Washington Times

CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL
The Bosnia Bugle

LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW 
Newsday


ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX 
San Antonio Rose

PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE 
Chicago Daily News

TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS
The Miami Herald

MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING 
The New Haven Connecticut Register  

GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS The
Tallahassee Democrat

WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN?  
ABSOLUTELY! 
The Houston Chronicle