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  ****    When the end of the world arrives,    ****
  ****    how will the media report it?         ****
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      USA Today:
      WE'RE DEAD
 
      The Wall Street Journal:
      DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
 
      National Inquirer:
      O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
 
      Playboy:
      GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
 
      Microsoft Systems Journal:
      APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
 
      Victoria Secret Catalog:
      OUR FINAL SALE
 
      Sports Illustrated:
      GAME OVER
 
      Wired:
      THE LAST NEW THING
 
      Rolling Stone:
      THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
 
      Readers Digest:
      'BYE
 
      Discover Magazine:
      HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
      AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
 
      TV Guide:
      DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!
 
      Ladies Home Journal:
      LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
 
      America Online:
      SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.  TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
 
      Inc. magazine:
      Ten Ways You Can Profit from the Apocalypse
 
      Microsoft's Web Site:
      If you didn't experience the rapture, download software
      patch RAPT777.EXE.