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President Clinton's Testimony

By Dr. Seuss

I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park

I did not do it on a date
I did not ever fornicate
I never did it in a bed
If you think that, you've been misled

I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not do it with a whip
I never fondled Linda Tripp

I never acted really silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her 'round, but could not catch her

No kinky stuff, not on your life
I wouldn't even with my wife
And gennifer flowers' tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wing foes

And paula jones, and those state troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie
I did not hang them out to dry

I did not do it last november
But if I did, I don't remember
I did not do it in the hall
Well maybe, but I don't recall

I never did it in a hurry
I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
I might have copped a little feel
And then endeavored to conceal

These things to which I have confessed
They do not count, if we stayed dressed
I did not know this little sin
Would be retold on CNN

I broke some rules my mama taught me
I tried to hide, but now you've caught me
But I implore, I do beseech
Do not condemn, do not impeach
Forwarded by: pharmgal@juno.com

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