Womanspeak English
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* You want <=> You want
* We need <=> I want
* It's your decision <=> The correct decision should be obvious by now
* Do what you want <=> You'll pay for this later
* We need to talk <=> I need to complain
* Sure... go ahead <=> I don't want you to.
* I'm hungry <=> (a) Make me something to eat.
(b) Stop what you are doing, scrape
together your last $5, and go drive
across town and get me something to
eat. I don't care if what you are
doing is important.
* I'm not upset <=> Of course I'm upset,you moron.
* You're ... so manly <=> You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
* You're certainly <=> Is sex all you ever think about?
attentive tonight.
* I'm not emotional! <=> I'm on my period.
And I'm not overreacting!
* Be romantic, turn <=> I have flabby thighs.
out the lights.
* This kitchen is so <=> I want a new house.
inconvenient
* The car is empty <=> Go fill it up
* The trash is full <=> Take it out
* The dog is barking <=> Go outside in your underware and see
what is wrong
* I want new curtains <=> and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper.....
* I need wedding shoes <=> the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
* Hang the picture there<=> NO, I mean hang it there!
* I heard a noise <=> I noticed you were almost asleep.
* Do you love me? <=> I'm going to ask for something expensive.
* How much do you love <=> I did something today you're really not
me going to like.
* I'll be ready in <=> Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
a minute. T.V.
* Is my butt fat? <=> Tell me I'm beautiful.
* You have to learn <=> Just agree with me.
to communicate.
* Are you listening <=> Too late, your dead.
to me!?
* It's all right, dear. <=> You'll pay for this.
* Yes <=> No
* No <=> No
* Maybe <=> No
* I'm sorry. <=> You'll be sorry.
* Do you like this <=> It's easy to fix,
recipe? so you'd better get use to it.
* Was that the baby ? <=> Why don't you get out of bed and
walk him until he goes to sleep.
* I'm not yelling ! <=> Yes I am yelling because
I think this is important.
* All we're going to <=> It goes without saying that we're
buy is a soap dish stopping at the cosmetics department,
the shoe department, let's look at a few
new pocket books, and OMIGIOD there's
a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these
pink sheets look great in the bedroom
and did you bring your checkbook?
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--The same old thing. <=> Nothing.
--Nothing. <=> Everything.
--Everything. <=> My PMS is acting up.
--Nothing, really. <=> It's just that you're such an asshole.
--I don't want to <=> Go away, I'm still building up steam.
talk about it.
--What makes you <=> I'm going to kill you.
think there is
something wrong?
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