What Guys Really Mean

What guys say...                        ...What they mean...
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It is just orange juice, try it.     3 more shots, and she'll have her
                                     legs around my head.

She's kind of cute                   I want to bang her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her           She won't blow me

I need you                           My hand is tired

I had her                            I had (wet dreams about) her all
                                     week

I really want to get to know you     ...so I can tell my friends about
better                               it

How do I compare with all your       Is my penis really that small?
other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever       You are the only girl who has not
cared about                          rejected me

I want you back                      ...for tonight anyway

We've been through so much together  If it was not for you, I never
                                     would have lost my virginity

I miss you so much                   I am so horny that my roommate is
                                     starting to look good

No, I do not want to dance           Shoot! She'll know that I have a
right now                            hard-on

The break-up should not start        I want to have sex a few more 
times for another 24 hours

I am different from all the          I am not circumsized
other guys