An Archive of Email Forwards - ©Ouija Cat '98-'01

"PLAYA" PICK UP LINES

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want
to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed
Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
talking to
you.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going &
going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you
treat me right, and I'll do it your way... right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone
beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
McGorgeous.

Is that Windex?  Because I can see myself in your pants.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could
ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door & I'll slam you all
night long.

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"  
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." 
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said,"you look 
fat in those pants."

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have
lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas,
can I visit you between the Holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he
went into this cheap motel room.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more
room for your tongue.

Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"  Girl:"Yes, that's
why I don't go there anymore."

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