An Archive of Email Forwards - ©Ouija Cat '98-'01

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
you're aiming too high.
2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've
got sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.  He probably
lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her
husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7.  Go for younger men.  You might as well -- they never mature
anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel
Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you
can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath
to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you
will usually find that he is.
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the
work of five men -- a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men --
strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use
them
14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially
violent -- but they make great pets
15. Mens brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells
per  man.
16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to
men - "don't" and "stop".
17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone
else's.

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