A couple of new elements to add to the Periodic Table ?
    Element:  WOMEN
    Symbol:  Wo
    Atomic Weight:  120 (more or less, usually more)
    Physical Properties:  Generally round in form.  Boils at nothing
    and may freeze anytime.  Melts whenever treated properly.  Very
   bitter  if  not used well.
   Chemical Properties:  Very active.  Highly unstable. Possesses
    strong  affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
   Violent when left alone.  Able to absorb great amounts of exotic
food.
Turns
    slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.  Ages
    rapidly..
    Usage:  Highly ornamental.  An extremely good catalyst for
    dispersion of wealth.  Probably the most powerful income reducing
   agent known.
    Caution:  Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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    Element:  MAN
    Symbol:  XY
    Atomic Weight:  180+/-100
    Physical Properties:  Solid at room temperature but gets bent
   out of shape.  Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.  Difficult to
 find a pure sample.  Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
    electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
    Chemical Properties:  Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can
    get.
    Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged
    period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with
    alcohol.
    Usage:  None really, except methane production.  Good samples
   are able to produce large quantities on command.
    Caution:  In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes
    and begins to smell.