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Subject:	Men and women

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try
to understand her at all.

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Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.

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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in
two people remembering the same thing.

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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
Forwarded by: pharmgal@juno.com

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