An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

The following are from actual medical transcripts dictated by doctors.

*On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it had 
completely disappeared.

*This patient has been under many psychiatrists in the past.

*The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

*The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.

*She was divorced last April.No other serious illness.

*I will be happy to go into her GI system; she seems ready and anxious.

*Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

*Dr. Blank is watching his prostate.

*The patient was advised not to go around exposing himself to other people.

*The patient was somewhat agitated and had to be encouraged to feed and 
eat himself.

*Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

*The patient developed a puffy right eye, which was felt to be caused 
by an insect bite by an ophthalmologist.

*The patient refused autopsy.

*The patient has no history of suicides.

*Apparently the mother resented the fact that she was born in her 

*Physician has been following the patient's breast for six years.

*He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left above 
the knee amputation last year.

*She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate 
directions in early December.

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