Subject: The
D.D.
A Highway Patrolman
waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing
time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The
man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled
around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After
trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle.
He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left.
He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on then off. He started
to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally when he was
the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.
The Patrolman,
waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over.
He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise
the man blew a 0.00! The Patrolman was dumbfounded! "This equipment
must be broken!" exclaimed the Patrolman. "I doubt it,"
said the man, "Tonight I'm the Designated Decoy!"
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