Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:

10. Tommy Lee's---Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's---Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding---Camp Whackaneenee
7. Kenneth Starr's---Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's---Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's---Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's---Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's---Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras's---Camp Lickacoochie

And the number one camp not to send your kid to:

1. Monica Lewinsky's---Camp Sukapeepee