A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.  They seat themselves and engage in 
animated conversation.  The lady sitting behind them ignores their 
conversation 
at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says:
     
"Emma come first.  Den I come.  Two asses come, den I come again.  De two 
asses,
dey come together again.  I come  again and pee twice.  Den I come once-a 
more."
     
"You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady indignantly.  "In this country we 
don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
     
"Hey, coola down lady!" said the man.  Imma just tellin' my fiend 'ow to spell 
Mississippi."