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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.  She 
picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter.  The 
girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat
food without proof that you have a cat.  A lot of old people buy cat food 
to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat
food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back 
to the store.  They sold her the cat food.

The next day she tried to buy three cans of dog food.  Again the 
cashier demanded proof that she had a dog, because old people
sometimes eat dog food.  She went home and brought in her dog. 
She then got the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.  The little 
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
said, "No, you might have a snake in there." 

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box 
that would harm her.

So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and 
told the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, "It is.  Now can I buy three rolls of 
 toilet paper?"
Forwarded by: chang11@jeflin.tju.edu

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