A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at
the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to
her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you
for awhile?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now
staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he
slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over
to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and
I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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