Confucius Say...
Man who walk
through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who scratches
ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who run
in front of car, get tired.
Man who run
behind car, get exhausted.
Passionate kiss
like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
Foolish man
give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Panties not
best thing on earth, but next to it.
War doesn't
determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Wife who put
husband in dog-house soon find him in cat-house.
Man who sleep
in cat-house by day, sleep in dog-house by night.
Man who fight
wife all day, get no peace at night.
Man who tell
one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
It takes many
nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive
like hell, bound to get there.
Man who sit
on tack, get point.
Man who lives
in glass house should change in basement.
He who fishes
in other man's well often catches crabs.
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