Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell, at the gates he meets Judgment. Judgment tells Clinton that Hell is full but he'll be replacing one of the current inhabitants. He'll be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.

Three doors appear before Clinton.

The first door opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich. He's being worked over with a blow torch. Clinton cringes, "That looks painful. I don't think this is for me!"

Door #2 opens. Behind it is Rush Limbaugh. His skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. "I don't think so," Clinton insists.

Door #3 opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He's bound hand and foot, naked. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

"I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.

"Very well," says Judgment, "Monica, you may go."