A little old lady walked into the head branch of Chase 
Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand.  She
told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $3
million she had in the bag and open an account with the bank.
She said that first, though, she wished to meet the president
of Chase Manhattan Bank, due to the amount of money involved. 

The teller seemed to  think that was a reasonable request, and
after opening the paper bag and seeing the bundles of $1000. bills, 
which he was sure amounted to about $3 million, telephoned the
bank president's secretary to obtain an appointment for the
lady.  The lady was escorted upstairs and ushered into the
president's office. Introductions were made and she stated she liked 
to get to know the people that she did business with on a more personal 
level.  The bank president then asked her how she came into such a 
large sum of money. "Was it an inheritance?", he asked.  "No" she 
replied. He was quiet for a minute, trying to think of where this
little old lady could possibly have come into $3 million.  "I bet"
she stated.  "You bet?" repeated the bank president.  "As in
horses?"   "No," she replied, "I bet people."  Seeing his confusion, 
she explained that she just bet different  things with people. 
All of a sudden she said, "I'll bet you $25,000 that by 10:00 
o'clock  tomorrow morning your balls will be square."

The bank president figured that she must be off her rocker and
decided to take her up on her bet.  He didn't see how he could
lose.  For the rest of the day the bank president was very 
careful.  He decided to stay home that evening and take no
chances   -- there was $25,000 at stake.

When he got up in the morning and took his shower, he checked
to make sure everything was okay.  There was no difference.  He 
looked the same as he always had.  He went to the bank and
waited for the little old lady to come in at 10:00 o'clock in the 
morning, humming as he went.  He knew this would be a good day
how often do you get handed $25,000 for doing nothing?
At 10:00 o'clock sharp the little old lady was shown into his 
office. With her was a younger man.  When he inquired as to
what purpose for the man being there, she informed him that he was
her lawyer and she always took him along when there was much money
involved.  "Well," she asked, "What about our bet?"  "I don't
know how to tell you this," he replied, "But I'm the same as I've 
always been, only $25,000 richer."

The lady seemed to accept this, but requested that she be able
to see for herself.  The bank president thought this was
reasonable and dropped his pants.  She instructed him to bend over 
and then grabbed hold of him. Sure enough, everything was fine.  The 
president then looked up and saw her lawyer standing across
the room banging his head against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he inquired.  "Oh him," she replied,
"I bet him $100,000 that by 10:00 o'clock this morning I'd have
the president of Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."