An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

>Words of Wisdom...
 Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the
 back seat cause kids.
 It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the
 sudden stop at the end.
 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
 Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free
 trip around the sun.
 The only time the world beats a path to your door is if
 you're in the bathroom.
 If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put
 them on my knees.
 Never knock on Death's door: Ring the doorbell and run
 (he hates that).
 Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
 When you're finally holding all the cards, why does
 everyone else decide to play chess?
 If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing
 your seat belt.
 The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when
 it's open.
 Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
 There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the
 An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
 can die.
 It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
 Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the
 better attorney.
 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the

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