>Words of Wisdom...
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the
back seat cause kids.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the
sudden stop at the end.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free
trip around the sun.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if
you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put
them on my knees.
Never knock on Death's door: Ring the doorbell and run
(he hates that).
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does
everyone else decide to play chess?
If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing
your seat belt.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the