An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

FW: Then and Now

Then: Killer Weed
Now:  Weed Killer

Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine
Now:  Being caught by Hustler magazine

Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now:  Hoping for a BM

Then: The Grateful Dead
Now:  Dr. Kevorkian

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now:  Getting a new hip joint

Then: Moving to California because it's cool
Now:  Moving to California because it's warm

Then: Being called into the principal's office
Now:  Storming into the principal's office

Then: Peace Sign
Now:  Mercedes Logo

Then: OJ, cutting & slashing
Now:  OJ, cutting & slashing

Then: Getting your head stoned
Now:  Getting your headstone

Then: "The Making of the President"
Now:   The making of the President

Then: "Going blind"
Now:   REALLY going blind

Then: Long hair
Now:  Longing for hair

Then: Acid rock
Now:  Acid reflux

Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
Now:  Worrying about no one coming to your funeral

Then: President Johnson
Now:  The President's johnson

Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying President
Now:  Fighting to keep the lying President

Then: The perfect high
Now:  The perfect high-yield mutual fund

Then: Elvis in the army
Now:  Elvis in a UFO

Then: Keg
Now:  EKG

Then: Swallowing acid
Now:  Swallowing antacid

Then: You're growing pot
Now:  Your growing pot

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now:  Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now:  Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Then: Passing the driving test
Now:  Passing the vision test

Then: Seeds and stems
Now:  Roughage

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
Now:  Popping joints

Then: Whatever?.
Now:  Depends

Then: "Off the pigs"
Now:  "No bacon please, I'm watching my cholesterol"

Then: Ommmmmm
Now:  Ummmmm

Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel
Now:  Our president's struggle with fidelity
Forwarded by: pharmgal@juno.com

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