An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

Subject:      Only in America


Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in
front of a skating rink...

Only in people order double cheese burgers, a
large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters...

Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the

Only in we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight...

Only in we use the word "politics" to describe the
process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics"
meaning "blood-sucking creatures"..

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