An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion.

Degrees (Fahrenheit)

  * 65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
  * 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
  * 50 Miami residents turn on the heat
  * 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
  * 40 You can see your breath
  * Californians shiver uncontrollably
  * Minnesotans go swimming
  * 35 Italian cars don't start
  * 32 Water freezes
  * 30 You plan your vacation to Australia
  * 25 Ohio water freezes
  * Californians weep pitiably
  * Minnesotans eat ice cream
  * Canadians go swimming
  * 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
  * New York City water freezes
  * Miami residents plan vacation further South
  * 15 French cars don't start
  * Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
  * 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going
  * 5 American cars don't start
  * 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts
  * -10 German cars don't start
  * Eyes freeze shut when you blink
  * -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
  * Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
  * Miami residents cease to exist
  * -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
  * Politicians actually do something about the homeless
  * Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
  * Japanese cars don't start
  * -25 Too cold to think
  * You need jumper cables to get the driver going
  * -30 You plan a two week hot bath
  * Swedish cars don't start
  * -40 Californians disappear
  * Minnesotans button top button
  * Canadians put on sweaters
  * Your car helps you plan your trip South
  * -50 Congressional hot air freezes
  * Alaskans close the bathroom window
  * -80 Hell freezes over
  * Polar bears move South
  * Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
  * -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
Forwarded by: LL

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