DEEP QUESTIONS

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

What happens when none of your bees wax?

Where are we going?  And what's with this handbasket?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?  (ouch!)

And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?