An Archive of Email Forwards - Ouija Cat '98-'01

Subject:  Tennessee Komputers

LOG ON:  Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF:  Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR:  Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
DOWNLOAD:  Gettin the farwood off the truk
MEGA HERTZ:  When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
FLOPPY DISC:  Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM:  That thar thing whut splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE:  Gettin home in the winter time
PROMPT:  Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS:  Whut to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN:  Whut to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE:  Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP:  Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP:  Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM:  Whacha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX:  Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP:  Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD:  Whar ya hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE:  Them dang plastic forks and knifs
MOUSE:  What eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME:  Holds up the barn ruf
PORT:  Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER:  Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:  When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the
rifle when yore wife asks
MOUSE PAD:  That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.

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