Words
of wisdom from children...
1. Never trust
a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
2. When your
dad is mad and asks you,"Do I look stupid?" don't answer
him. - Michael, 14
3. Never tell
your mom her diet's not working.- Michael, 14
4. Stay away
from prunes. - Randy, 9
5. Never pee
on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
6. Don't squat
with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
7. Don't pull
dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
8. When your
mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia,
11
9. Never allow
your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14
10. Don't sneeze
in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
11. Puppies
still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
12. Never hold
a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
13. You can't
hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
14. Don't wear
polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
15. If you want
a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15
16. Felt markers
are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
17. Don't pick
on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
18. When you
get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the
phone. - Alyesha, 13
19. Never try
to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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