Words of wisdom from children... 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you,"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.- Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14 10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12 11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9 12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9 14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11 15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15 16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10 18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13 19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8