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I ment to send this yesterday but... ________

Procrastinator's Credo

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done 
already. 

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find 
excuses. 

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. 

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the 
amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. 

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new 
technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my 
obligations. 

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of 
the amount of time given. 

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though 
infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero. 

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year. 

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to 
change my mind. 

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or 
write the first word, when I get around to it. 

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater 
the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done 
prior to beginning the greater task. 

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is 
wait/plan/plan. 

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about 
forever. 14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed 
Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized. 

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