An Archive of Email Forwards - ©Ouija Cat '98-'01

 The best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your office or cubicle:
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"It's okay...I'm still billing the client."

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that
time-management course you sent me to."

"I was working smarter, not harder."

"Whew!  I must have left the top off the liquid paper."

"I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."

"I'm in the management training program."
"I'm actually doing the 'Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan'
[SLEEP] thatI learned at the last mandatory seminar you made you attend."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed
about work!"

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

"Darn!  Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broke ... "

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

"I was cross-training for telecommuting."

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"I wasn't sleeping.  I was trying to pick up a contact lens without hands."

"Gee, I thought you [or the boss] were gone for the day."

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