Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:

10 - Tommy Lee's------------Camp Kickachickee
9 - Lorena Bobbit's-------Camp Cutaweewee
8 - Tanya Harding's-------Camp Whackaneenee
7 - Kenneth Starr's-------Camp Catchacrookee
6 - Louis Farakahn's------Camp Killawhitey
5 - O.J. Simpson's -------Camp Killachickee
4 - Michael Jackson's-----Camp Grabbakiddie
3 - President Clinton's---Camp Getahoochie
2 - Ellen Degeneras's-----Camp Lickacoochie

And The number 1 camp not to send your kid to:

1 - Monica Lewinsky's ------Camp Suckaweewee