These were auctual answer given on a Bible knowledge test and reprinted in
the Vancouver Sun recently.  Please try to keep the laughing down to a
respectable decibel level!

1)      Nohas wife was Joan of Ark.

2)      Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by noght.

3)      Moses went ot the top of Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandment.

4)      The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultry."

5)      Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

6)      Jesus was born because Mary had an emmaculate contraption.

7)      The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 Decibles.

8)      The epistles were the wive of the apostles.

9)      One of the oppusums was St. Matthew.

10)     Salome danced in the seven veils in front of the King's Harrod's.

11)     Paul preached acrimony, which is another form of marriage.

12)     David fought the Finkelstiens, a race of people who lived in
Biblical times.

13)     The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic
Genitals.

14)     A Christian should only have one wife.  This is called monotony.


This is not made up.  These are real answers.