Subject: Rejected Hallmark Greetings.....
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
when I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat...
Sorry
3. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be
But don't fret about it
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead
it was once so alive
Do you regret installing
Win 95?
8. You totaled your car
and can't remember why
could it have been
that case of Bud Dry?
9. So you're in love?
That's very nice to hear.
I heard he was the top...
altarboy last year!
10. I've never seen a woman
who looked so sad.
Your sex change operation
didn't turn out that bad. |
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