Chinese Phrase and English Translation

Ai Bang Mai Ne
  I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu
  A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat
  You need a face lift

Dum Gai
  A stupid person

Gun Pao Der
  An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Yu Hai Ding
  We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun
  A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia
  Approach me

Lao Ze Sho
  Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi
  Not very good

Lin Ching
  An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding
  A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn
  A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai
  A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be
  A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne
  A small horse

Ten Ding Ba
  Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung
  A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan
  Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah
  Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim
  Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting
  There is no reason to raise your voice

Si-Ling Fan
  A device to keep you cool

Sum Dum Fuk
  Irritating drivers