IRAQI TV GUIDE

 MONDAY
 8:00    Husseinfeld
 8:30    Mad About Everything
 9:00    Suddenly Sanctions
 9:30    Allah McBeal

 TUESDAY
 8:00    Wheel of Fortune and Terror
 8:30    The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right
 9:00    Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
 9:30    Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers

 WEDNESDAY
 8:00    Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
 8:30    Diagnosis: Heresy
 9:00    Just Shoot Me
 9:30    Veilwatch

 THURSDAY

 8:00    Mahatma Loves Chachi
 8:30    M*U*S*T*A*S*H
 9:00    Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
 9:30    My Two Baghdads

 FRIDAY

 8:00    Judge Saddam
 8:30    Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things
 9:00    Achmed's Creek
 9:30    No-witness News