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****THIS IS THE WORLD'S FINAL CHAIN-LETTER.****


You have been sent a blessing.  Those who have followed the instructions
on this letter have received good fortune, as you will.  The rewards
of this letter supercede the promises of all other letters you may have
received.

This is the final chain-letter you will ever send.  It's instructions
are simple,  to receive the fortune that has graced those who have
received this before you follow these steps.

1. Make nine unaltered copies of this note, and send each copy to a
friend or stranger within nine days of receiving this.  This completed,
you will have received not only luck and positive karma, but you have
been PERMANENTLY released from the obligation to send another chain-letter.

2. Never heed another chain-letter.  By sending this letter you have
already incurred the  fortune promised by all future letters you will
receive.

Ignore or destroy all future chain-letters that you come in contact with.
To send another chain-letter is to break the gift giving you by this
letter.

If you have already received and sent this letter, and you are receiving
it again, destroy this copy.

This letter will circle the globe, freeing its recipients from the need
to send future chain-letters, and, its task completed, will eventually
destroy itself in the same manner.

Not sending this letter curses you with ill-fortune that is the dark
mirror of the good fortune you could have received.  To ignore this
letter is to receive the bad luck or ill-fortune mentioned in all future
chain letters you will receive.

Only those who follow the instructions above will receive the double
blessing of luck and freedom from all future chain-letters.

Just as sending it blessed you with the luck of all chain letters, not
sending it curses you with the misfortune. Sending another chain letter
after this one brings the same misfortune as well.

This is the world's final chain-letter.

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