This is twisted, but an instant classic ...
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 A few years ago Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang made a  
 new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special 
 entitled, "Why Me, Charlie Brown?" 
  
 Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets 
 which feature the gang dealing with contemporary issues. 
  
 Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's: 
  
  We learn about VD in: 
   "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN" 
  
  Charlie and the little red-headed girl  
  learn about unwanted pregnancy in: 
   "I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!" 
  
  Is Linus gay? 
   "ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN" 
  
  Charlie moves back to his house in East L.A in: 
   "OYE!  VATO!  QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?" 
  
  See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in: 
   "NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!" 
  
  Discover a father's forbidden love in: 
   "IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN" 
  
  Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in: 
   "IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN" 
  
  What goes on the mind of a serial killer?  Discover the inner  
  workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous  
  alter ego "Mr. Clean" in: 
   "GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN" 
  
  Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in: 
   "ROLL US A FAT ONE, CHARLIE BROWN!" 
  
  Charlie Brown gets his first job in: 
   "WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?" 
  
  Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while 
  stealing social security checks and stripping cars in: 
   "GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN" 
  
  Peppermint Patty 'goes to town' on Marcie in: 
   "WHO NEEDS MEN, CHARLIE BROWN?" 
  
  Charlie gets an AOL account and stays up all night long in: 
   "WELCOME!... YOU HAVE MAIL, CHARLIE BROWN"