1998 Bumper Stickers
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   * Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

   * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

   * Horn broken, watch for finger.

   * My kid had sex with your honor student.

   * If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

   * Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

   * I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

   * Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

   * I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

   * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

   * Keep honking, I'm reloading.

   * Hang up and drive.

   * Lord save me from your followers.

   * Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

   * Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

   * I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

   * Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

   * If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

   * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

   * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

   * Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you
 can find a rock.

   * Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.