Bumper Stickers - March 1998 editions.  


Dyslexics have more fnu.

Clones are people two.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.   

Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!   

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!   

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.   

Eschew obfuscation. 

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.   

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.   

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.   

Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.   

Anything free is worth what you pay for it   

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.   

Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!   

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.   

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?   

Editing is a rewording activity.   

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   

Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!   

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.   

I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.   

My reality check just bounced.   

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.   

What if there were no hypothetical questions?   

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.   

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.   

Boycott shampoo!!! Demand REAL poo!