Ben & Jerry's new presidential flavors:

Impeach-Mint
Subpoenas 'n' Cream
Chocolate Chip Doughboy
Chubby Cheatin' Hubby
Candy Pants
Double Nut Joy
Chilly Hillbilly
Draft-Dodging Pot-Smoking Intern-Nailing
Raspberry Swirl Vanilla
Pants-offio Pistachio
Subpoena Colada
Horny Bubba Crunch
Arkansas Peach
Subpoena Butter Cup
Peppermint Fatty
Captain Cream
Hillary Chiller
Fundraising Coffee
Oval Office Surprise
Arkansas Smoothie
Hyperactive Nuts