Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and What They Actually Mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred 
banjo-playing geek in "deliverance.")
 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic 
geezer.)
 8. I'm not attracted to you in *that* way. (You are the ugliest dork 
I've ever laid eyes upon.)
 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich sugar 
daddy.)
 6. I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator.)
 5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you 
if you were in the same *solar system*, much less the same building.)
 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and 
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
 2. I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men 
altogether.)

.and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually 
means)

 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)