TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean):
>   10. I think of you as a brother.
>   (You remind me of that inbred banjo geek in "Deliverance.")
>   9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
>   (I don't want to do my Dad.)
>   8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
>   (You ugly dork.)
>   7. My life is too complicated right now.
>   (I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls
>   from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
>   6. I've got a boyfriend.
>   (I prefer my male cat and = gallon of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.)
>   5. I don't date men where I work.
>   (I wouldn't date you if you're in the same solar system, much
>   less the same building.)
>   4. It's not you, it's me.
>   (It's you.)
>   3. I'm concentrating on my career.
>   (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than
>   dating you.)
>   2. I'm celibate.
>   (I've sworn off the likes of you or I'd rather be gang raped by
>   midgets or I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush
>   fire or when bats fly out of my butt.)
>   1. Let's be friends.
>   (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail
>   about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)

>   TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN (and what they actually mean):
>   10. I think of you as a sister.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   7. My life is too complicated right now.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   6. I've got a girlfriend.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   5. I don't date women where I work.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   4. It's not you, it's me.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   3. I'm concentrating on my career.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   2. I'm celibate.
>   (You're ugly.)
>   1. Let's be friends.
>   (You're sinfully ugly.)