COMEBACKS TO THOSE PICK UP LINE COMEBACKS

M:  I know how to please a woman.
W:  Then please leave me alone.
M:  I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.

M:  I want to give myself to you.
W:  Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
M:  Oh, just cheap perfume then.

M:  Your hair color is fabulous.
W:  Thank you.  It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M:  Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts?

M:  You look like a dream.
W:  Go back to sleep.
M:  You mean this isn't a nightmare?

M:  I can tell that you want me.
W:  Yes, I want you to leave.
M:  Well, I wasn't planning on doing you HERE!

M:  Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W:  Do not enter.  -OR-  Stop.
M:  Really?  You look more like a "Yield."

M:  Your body is like a temple.
W:  Sorry, there are no services today.
M:  Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

M:  Is this seat empty?
W:  Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M:  [Looking away]  Honey, there's two here!

M:  What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W:  What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M:  You're right.  I was lying.

M:  Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W:  Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M:  Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room
anyway.