Subject: 59 Pick up lines (fwd)


1.  I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run
    down your cheek, and die on your lips.

2.  Did you know they changed the alphabet?  They put U and I together.

3.  Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love

4.  What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy.  What you need is some vitamin me.

5.  Are your legs tired?  'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.

6.  Are you lost?  'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from
      heaven.

7.  Is your father a thief?  'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes.  
    (yo, watch out though, and be prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')

8.  Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you
      again?

9.  What's that in your eye?  Oh...it's a sparkle.

10.  If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil
       tonight?

11.  Can I see that label?  I just wanted to  know if you were made in
       heaven.

12.  Do you like raisins?  How about a date?

13.  So... How am I doin'?

14.  I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me?

15.  You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on
       you?  Me.

16.  Could I get some directions?  ("To where?")  To your heart.

17.  Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

18.  (Grab her ass)  Excuse me, is this seat taken?

19. I like every muscle in your body...especially mine.

20. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

21.  Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.

22.  Can I flirt with you?

23.  Hi, my name's _____., but you can call me "lover".

24.  Hi, my names ______.  That's so you know what to scream.

25.  (another variation of the quarter thing)  Could I borrow a quarter? Cause I want to call my 
   mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

26.  (yet another quarter line).  Could I borrow.....Cause I just want to call your mother and 
   thank her.

27.  Once you get to know me, you'll find out I'm a lot like an M&M.  I
       just want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

28.  You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you.

29. They say the body's 98% water....and I'm kinda thirsty.

30.  You know, there's been a rumor going around that you're a
       lesbian.

31.  (lick your finger and then touch her shirt).  Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

32.  I'm not sure if I'm gay.  Will you help me find out.

33.  What do you like for breakfast?

34.  Say, did we go to different schools together?

35.  (Hand out a card that says) "Smile if you want to sleep with me"
       and then watch them try and hold back their laughter.

36.  Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?

37.  (At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh?  Can I help?

38.  (Motion with your finger for a girl to come over)  I knew if I
       fingered you long enough you'd come.

39.  Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
       You : "Do you have the energy?"

40.  You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?

41.  Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

42.  I'm new in town...could you give me directions to your
       apartment?

43.  I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...on a Wednesday

44.  How did you achieve such an ugly effect with only FDA
       approved cosmetics.

45.  If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry, for fear of losing
       you.

46.  I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like
       a line?  Are you disappointed?

47.  I know i don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

48.  Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.

49.  Are you religious?  Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers

50.  Do you have a boyfriend?
       -Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me
       -Want one?
       -Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero

51.  Did it hurt?  *did what hurt*  When you fell out of heaven.

52.  Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak
        heart.

53.  Hello susie, your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she
      asked me to pick you up and take you homw...my what a
      pretty dress.

54.  "what was that?"  "that sound"  "It was the sound of my heart
      breaking"

55.  Stand back, I'm a doctor.  You go get an ambulance and I'll
      loosen her clothes.

56.  I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

57.  If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right
      now.

58.  I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you,
      the Pretty Woman

59. Do you drink milk? It  sure did your body good.