FW: Male and female dictionary

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male:  The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male:  Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female:  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
male:    Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a
weekend with the guys.


BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured
makes "look bigger."
male:   The organ of mooning and farting.


COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.


REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2
minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking,
to  make sure it's good.
male:  Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad,
prior to tossing it out.